
You're Old as Fuck Birthday Card
No reviews
Regular price$ 6.00
/
- Free shipping on U.S. orders over $100
- In stock, ready to ship
- Inventory on the way
🎂 You’re Old as Fuck Birthday Card 🎂
For the friend with the best sense of humor (and zero fear of getting older). This cheeky birthday card delivers laughs straight up—no sugarcoating, just pure funny.
✨ Product Highlights:
✨ Card reads: “You’re old as fuck – Happy Birthday”
✨ Folded card measures A2 (4.25" × 5.5")
✨ Comes with a coordinating envelope
💛 A hilarious way to celebrate someone’s big day—just make sure they can take the joke! 😅
We pull our inventory from our 3 stores in northern Vermont. Please allow for a few extra days for processing. Returns are accepted within 14 days of delivery. Some holiday and sale items are final sale. Please reply to your order confirmation to begin a return. For the full refund policy click here