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      Socks

      Even our socks are silly!  Step on into our coziest, funniest, cutest selection of socks
      It's OK to Fart Ribbed Gym Socks
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      Brown socks with black and white stripes and text "Coffee Makes Me Poop". Wake up your soul with a cup o' caffeine, get movin' and groovin', and watch the gears start to turn until your belly says 'whoa!'. Start your day off strong and, with this sock combo, you can be sure that you'll end up attending to more...well, important matters. 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex, built in the USA.
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      Grey socks with yellow and teal stripes and text "My Dog And I Talk Shit About You". Dog owners need not worry, as their four-legged friends are trusted to keep secrets better than their human counterparts. My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Socks provide a convenient one-size-fits-most, unisex design crafted with a blend of 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, and 3% Spandex, all proudly made in the USA.
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      Maroon socks with white stripes and text "Old Fart". Not a day over magnificent? Sport some Werther's Original confection, plus these outrageous show-stoppers crafted from a comfy blend of 61% cotton, 36% nylon, and 3% spandex awesomeness. A proud single-size, made in USA, fit for a true OLD FART!
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      Pink socks with black and yellow stripes and black text reading "Birthday Bitch". When celebrating a special day, these socks offer plush comfort to the honored Birthday Bitch. Crafted from a blend of cotton, nylon, and spandex, they are proudly made in the USA and provide a unisex, one size fits most fit.
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      Weed Gym Socks
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      Purple sock with white and grey stripes and text "Owner Of The World's Cutest Dog". Journey to comfort and style with these one-size, USA-crafted socks - welcoming coziness and zesty design with every step. Your pup may be cute, but these socks make life more livable! 🐶
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      Green socks with white stripes and text "I Read Banned Books". Take a break and slip into these cushioned socks to discover the books the Man doesn't want you to read. Constructed with 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, and 3% Spandex, these socks are proudly made in the USA.
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      Brown socks with white and orange stripes and text "I Dig Mushrooms". Whether you're a fan of crimini, shiitake, or portobello mushrooms, these socks are the perfect fit. Even if you've wondered what year it was while studying your houseplant, these socks are definitely for you. Crafted from Cotton, Nylon, and Spandex, these socks are made in the USA and offer a unisex, one size fits most fit.
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      I Love to Fart Socks
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      White socks with orange and black stripes with text "Body By Pickleball". For those of you who have achieved the "low base" stance that pickleball requires, we acknowledge your work and dedication. Our socks provide a fashionable way to show off your physique both on and off the court. Made in United States. Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
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      White socks with black and orange stripes and text "Horny For Thrift Stores". Seek out the vintage finds of your dreams with this statement piece. Crafted from a blend of cotton, nylon, and spandex, these unisex socks are designed to fit most and are proudly made in the USA. Slide them on and get ready to hunt for some hidden gems!
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      Purple with black and yellow stripes and text "I Love Being Weird". Let these socks help you show your unique style and individuality! Crafted from a Cotton/Nylon/Spandex blend and made in the USA, these unisex socks come in one size which fits most. Show off your creative side with these I Love Being Weird Gym Socks!
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      Grey socks with red and yellow stripes and text "Here Comes A Roller Skater". Introducing Our Superior Skate Socks! Show off your swift moves and leave your audience impressed. This cotton/nylon/spandex blend is designed in the USA and fits most sizes.
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      Pink socks with blue and yellow stripes and text "I Fart Art". Art can take on many shapes. You can listen to it 🎶, witness it 🎭, taste it 👨‍🍳, feel it 🤡, or smell it 👃. With I Fart Art Gym Socks, you get it all! 💨 Capture the essence of your individuality and give it a name 🖼 Crafted in the United States, using 62% Cotton, 32% Nylon, and 3% Spandex.
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      Green socks with green and white stripes and text "I Love Pickles". Savor the salty, crunchy tang of pickles on your hotdog, burger, fried, or fresh from the jar. There is no wrong way to rock the pickle-life! Crafted from Cotton/Nylon/Spandex blend, our US-made socks fit most. Join the pickle-party!
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      BEER Low Rise Gym Socks
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      Pickleball Pro Socks Crew Gym Socks
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      I Love Naps Gym Socks
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      Orange socks with yellow and white stripes and text "I Love Cheese". No matter the preference for cheese, everyone can appreciate the comfy feel of these socks. Crafted with a plush combination of Cotton, Nylon, and Spandex, these USA-made crew socks exude a Pepper Jack-like style that can enhance any outfit. With their one-size-fits-most design, they can be enjoyed by any cheese lover.
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      Crew Socks
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      I Love Drag Gym Crew Socks
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      Daddy Gym Crew Socks
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      Black socks with yellow and white stripes and text "Sounds Like Bullshit To Me". Recently, have you felt continually lied to? Sounds Like Bullshit To Me socks know how that feels. With their comfortable nylon/cotton/spandex blend fabric and unisex, one size fits most design, you'll be sure to be comfy while you're being lied to. Manufactured in the USA.
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      Horny For House Plants Gym Crew Socks
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      White socks with orange and yellow stripes and text "I Love Mac and Cheese". Anyone who enjoys a comforting bowl of mac & cheese will appreciate these socks. Whether you prefer to craft homemade recipes from scratch or are content with the convenience of store-bought boxes, there is no denying the warmth of these cheesy delights. Keep your feet cozy with a cotton/nylon/spandex blend and show your love for mac & cheese with a made-in-the-USA unisex design that fits most.
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      My Cat Is My Therapist Gym Crew Socks
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      100% THAT BITCH Gym Socks
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      Kids Crew Socks - Set of 3
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      Happy Camper Compression Socks
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      My Dog Is My Therapist Gym Crew Socks
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