Methane Poisoning Card
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Hands up if you think your bae is actually slowly trying to kill you by farting in bed.
“I love you even though sometimes when you fart in bed I fear that I might actually die of methane poisoning” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white greeting card.
These come with a light blue square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside.
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