
Coffee Makes Me Poop Gym Crew Socks
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🧦 Coffee & Poop Socks – A Morning Routine in Two Steps
Start your day with a little caffeine and a whole lot of momentum. These socks celebrate the sacred morning ritual—coffee first, ahem, business later. Comfy, clever, and ready to help you handle the important stuff.
✨ Product Highlights:
☕🚽 A playful nod to everyone’s favorite two-step start
🧦 Unisex, one size fits most
🧶 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
🧼 Soft, breathable, and perfect for early risers with strong routines
A hilarious gift for coffee lovers, morning people, or anyone who knows the order of operations.
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