
Horny For House Plants Gym Crew Socks
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🧦 Plant Lover Socks – Zero Mess, All Love
Show your leafy babies some love—no watering, repotting, or accidental cactus injuries required. These socks are the perfect way to wear your plant obsession with pride (and without the soil cleanup). 🌵😉
✨ Product Highlights:
🪴 Fun design for houseplant collectors and green thumbs alike
🧦 Unisex, one size fits most
🧶 Soft cotton/nylon/spandex blend
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
🧼 Comfy, breathable, and safe for cactus cuddles
A great gift for plant parents, succulent fanatics, or anyone who believes more greenery = more joy.
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