
Fucking Morning Person Card
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☀️ Fucking Morning Person Card – Hilarious, Honest & Relatable
Because loving a morning person when you're not one deserves its own card. Perfect for partners who rise and shine… way too early.
✨ Product Highlights:
☀️ Front Reads: "I love you even though you're a fuckin' morning person."
📏 Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
💌 Blank Inside: Plenty of space for your personal message
✨ Premium Quality: Digitally printed on luxe, bright-white linen textured paper
📬 Coordinating Envelope Included
💛 The perfect card for night owls loving early birds.
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