Saint Dorothy (Golden Girls) Candle
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Saint Dorothy Candle — Light One for Wit, Wisdom & Zero Tolerance for Nonsense
Honor the patron saint of razor-sharp sarcasm, moral clarity, and saying exactly what everyone else is thinking. This tall prayer-style candle features a smart, no-frills parody design inspired by Dorothy Zbornak of The Golden Girls — perfect for lovers of dry humor, intellectual strength, and women who do not suffer fools. Grounded, iconic, and endlessly quotable (unscented, but brutally honest). 🖤📚🔥
Details
🕯 Tall white prayer candle
🇲🇽 Hand-poured in Mexico
🇺🇸 Designed & assembled in the USA
🚫 Unscented
📺 Parody art — inspired, not affiliated
For truth-tellers, skeptics, and true believers in intelligence, integrity, and a well-timed eye roll. ✨🕯️📖
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