Shakespearean Profanities
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Burlington VT 05401
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Colchester VT 05446
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Winooski VT 05404
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🎭 Insult Like a Bard – 100 Shakespearean Zingers! ✨📜
Do modern-day insults lack the poetic sting you crave? This deck of 100 cards will expand your vocabulary of witty, cutting, and downright hilarious insults straight from Shakespearean times! Impress (or baffle) your friends with Elizabethan-era burns that make today’s comebacks look dull.
🌟 Features:
🖋 100 classic Shakespearean insults – perfect for dramatic flair
📜 Expand your vocabulary with the wit of the Bard
🎭 Great for parties, theatre lovers, and history buffs
🎁 A unique and hilarious gift for wordsmiths & literature fans
So go forth, thou artless, swag-bellied knave, and start slinging the finest old-school insults! 😂✨📜
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