
Old Fart Ribbed Gym Socks
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🧦 Old Fart Socks – Vintage Vibes, Modern Comfort
You don’t need AARP to qualify as an Old Fart. A pocketful of Werther’s, a few solid dad noises, and these socks? You’re in. Extra comfy and full of character, they’re perfect for anyone proudly embracing their inner curmudgeon.
✨ Product Highlights:
💨 Playful design for old souls and proud grumblers
🧦 Unisex, one size fits most
🧶 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
🎨 Crimson AL cotton with cream nylon accents
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
🧼 Cushioned, breathable, and ideal for afternoon naps and weather complaints
A great gift for dads, grandpas, honorary old men, or anyone who’s been yelling at the TV since their twenties.
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