Don't Fuck Up the Table Cork Coaster
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32 1/2 Church Street
Burlington VT 05401
United States
+18028613035
Pickup available, usually ready in 24 hours
794 West Lakeshore Drive
Colchester VT 05446
United States
+18024970582
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794 West Lakeshore Drive
Colchester VT 05446
United States
Pickup available, we'll email you when your order is ready
17 East Allen St
Winooski VT 05404
United States
+18024970582
- Free shipping on U.S. orders over $100
- In stock, ready to ship
- Inventory on the way
🍻 Don't F*ck Up the Table Cork Coaster – A No-Nonsense Reminder
Protect your surfaces with a side of humor! This cork coaster is the perfect way to get your message across without saying a word—because let’s be real, some people need the reminder. A fun and functional addition to your home, bar, or as a hilarious gift for friends who appreciate a little sass.
✨ Made from durable cork – Absorbs moisture & protects surfaces
✨ Funny & functional – A great conversation starter
✨ Perfect for home bars, coffee tables & housewarming gifts
📏 Size: Just right for any drink (or passive-aggressive statement)
🍷 Because some rules need to be spelled out.
We pull our inventory from our 3 stores in northern Vermont. Please allow for a few extra days for processing. Returns are accepted within 14 days of delivery. Some holiday and sale items are final sale. Please reply to your order confirmation to begin a return. For the full refund policy click here
