Dairy Card
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🧀 “You’re Only as Old as You Feel. After Eating Dairy.” Birthday Card 🎂
Perfect for lactose-sensitive legends and anyone with a sense of humor about aging, this letterpress card delivers the truth with a wink. Printed in bold black ink on luxe cotton paper, it's the perfect blend of snark and celebration.
DETAILS
• 📏 Size: 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
• ✍️ Inside: Blank for your hilarious message
• 🧻 Paper: White cotton
• 💌 Envelope: Brown bag kraft
• 🖨️ Printing: Hand-printed letterpress
• 🎨 Ink: Black
• 🇺🇸 Made in the USA
A birthday card with guts. 🥴🧁🎉
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