This little maple tree enjoys long walks on the beach, deep conversation, indulging in fine wine with a scrumptious foie gras dinner, and candlelight conversations on French film. Or, he's totally content just catching crumbs from your lunch (preferably cookie crumbs) while he lounges about on your lapel. Never go dateless anywhere ever again!
Your potential new date measures 2 inches wide by 2 1/4 inches tall. He doesn't eat much, so he's the cheapest date you've ever had. Unless you've had a free date, then I guess he's not.
