{"product_id":"unplug-phone-double-sided-cocktail-napkin","title":"Unplug Phone Double Sided Cocktail Napkin","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDrinks on Me Double-Sided Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide 1: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eParents today: text me when you get there, text me the names of the kids who are there, text me when you're coming home. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eParents in the 80s: Bye.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide 2: I now know how it will all end for me... One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring extra laughs to your next gathering with these witty double-sided cocktail napkins. Featuring two humorous sayings on every napkin, they're perfect for happy hours, birthdays, dinner parties, holidays, and everyday entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Double-sided design with two funny sentiments on each napkin\u003cbr\u003e• 20 three-ply napkins per package\u003cbr\u003e• 5\" × 5\" cocktail napkins\u003cbr\u003e• Soft, durable 3-ply paper\u003cbr\u003e• Made in Germany\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for parties, entertaining, and hostess gifts\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Drinks On Me WHOLESALE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41593385615418,"sku":null,"price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/2305\/files\/907b4bad0db1f6a7ab9487be7c071e9f586d2a456575f9feb3895c7ab96bc095.webp?v=1786661954","url":"https:\/\/goldenhourgiftco.com\/products\/unplug-phone-double-sided-cocktail-napkin","provider":"Golden Hour Gift Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}