Where Are My Fucking Keys - Purple Floral Printed Keychain
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“Where Are My Fucking Keys?” Keychain 🔑💜🌸
For the chronically key-challenged… we see you. 😅 This vibrant purple floral keychain says exactly what you’re thinking every single time you walk out the door: “Where Are My Fucking Keys?”
✨ Why it’s a must-have:
🌸 Double-sided acrylic with a glossy, scratch-resistant coating
🌸 Bold, colorful design that’s impossible to miss (even when your keys are)
🌸 The perfect blend of attitude, humor, and daily chaos management
Clip it on your keys, your bag, your lanyard—anywhere you need a little sass and a lot of visibility.
We pull our inventory from our 3 stores in northern Vermont. Please allow for a few extra days for processing. Returns are accepted within 14 days of delivery. Some holiday and sale items are final sale. Please reply to your order confirmation to begin a return. For the full refund policy click here
